Safooo Jokes
 


SANTA BANTA JOKES

Once Santa entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when Santa cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now. "Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it". Santa replied " Five stars."




DOCTOR JOKES

A dentist’s patient was grumbling about the fee. “Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!,” she exclaimed. “And it’s only a minute’s work.” “Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”




POLICE JOKES

GIRL;Sir,could you please take my brother home because he is lost. POLICEMAN:Why?Can't you take him home yourself. GIRL:Because I'm lost too.




LAWYER JOKES

Judge-Why did you steal the car? Crook-I saw it parked outside a cemetary. So I thought the owner did not need the car any more.




ELIPHANT JOKES

Once an ant and elephant were going on a new scooter.They met with an accidant.The elephant was died but ant was alive. Why? Because ant was wearing a helmate.




ANIMAL JOKES

A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog. "Your dog must be very intelligent," said the man. "Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three games out of four."




KIDS JOKES

Teacher - Where is himalaya. Kid - Madam!I don't know. Teacher- Don't know? Stand on the desk. Kid - I still cant see.




STUDENT JOKES

Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny:- As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.




MORON JOKES

Once two morons got fed up with the Indian Government and decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. On the way one moron asks the other, "What will happen if the bombs blast off now." The other says, "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"




OTHER JOKES

Son- Father what is the spelling of inspector? Father- Why are you asking? Son- Today my teacher asked me to write down my father's occupation but i did'nt know the spelling of inspector. Father- So what did you write? Son- I wrote WASHERMAN instead.


 




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